"the origin of the sky spray is more than half."
"Three Thousand Sentences of National Scold is ready for the anchor. Do you want to be gentle or vulgar?"
"I am very moved by a professional spray, and I want to cry. I want to thank the country and the government for finally making me contribute to a positive day."
"Spray him!"
……
For the live broadcast of these sprays, splendid articles may not be made, but people just come casually.
This is their professional skill!
Chapter one hundred and ninety-five I have a word, please listen to Mr. Chen.
Even a four-star white-robed mage doesn’t have the top power, that is, a big knight and a one-star white-robed mage. Some of his departments are miscellaneous fish envoys, and this configuration is not taken seriously by Chen Qinghe. He is very leisurely.
After casting two spells to temporarily stabilize the situation, he began to prepare a third spell to recite the spell quickly but rhythmically, and prepared a spell to wipe out these people in front of him, but at this time he heard the voice of the Norman messenger
Chen Qinghe, it seems that the Norman Oracle understands the dragon language, speaks reasonably and even knows the dragon language incantation. He is really a wonderful person among human beings. If it weren’t for the conflict of interests between the two camps, he really wouldn’t want to kill this person. He wants to ask the other side for details of his dragon language incantation.
But Norman’s words made him zheng.
"I have a word for Mr. Chen to listen."
What does this Norman angel want to say to him? Or do you want to accuse him just now, not disturbing his mind?
Chen Qinghe is puzzled, but his horse will know.
"As soon as a bolt from the blue rang, your mother was lying in my bed. As soon as I saw your mother, I took off my clothes, and I went to bed and tried my best to shoot your mother. I shot your mother in tears and clapped my hands again and again. I just said that the audience was strong. You said that your mother was cool."
What I said earlier was elegant, but as a result, I started to curse if I didn’t agree with a word.
Chinese swearing culture has a long history, and even summed up the law of swearing sentences to collectively refer to national cursing.
There are ten types of cursing sentences accumulated in China for a long time. The first type is mother cursing, and the second type is sexual cursing. Norman’s current cursing sentence is a combination of these two types. At the same time, it also combines the characteristics of limerick, which is quite smooth and rhymes slightly, but it is not implicit at all to express Norman’s urgent mood of wanting to have a super friendship with the other mother.
Such rude language naturally makes Chen Qinghe, who has always claimed to be a cultural dragon, look greatly changed.
He was really Norman before. What do you want to say to him seriously? I didn’t expect it to be so vulgar and swearing, which made his breath a little uncomfortable for a while. Fortunately, he was good at cultivating his mind and keeping his mind healthy for a while, but he could hold back and continue chanting spells.
But Norman scold sentence nature more than that.
"You idiot mom sells a batch of things. Donkey balls and eggs are not as big as soybeans. All day long, I do some unnatural things. I blame the old years when I was doing your mother. I didn’t mind my little brother and shot you in. Tell me if you were a bitch at an early age. At the age of three, I peeked at the mother dragon to take a bath. At the age of four, I forced the little mother dragon to watch you take a bath … "
Of course, these were not conceived by Norman, but contributed by the Knights Templar and the live broadcast of the vast number of water friends. Everyone thought broadly and gave full play to the advantages of China’s 5,000-year-old cultural system, but many people disagreed when they contributed to swearing.
"It’s too vulgar to take dirty words, and it’s true to resolutely resist swearing out flowers without dirty words!"
"I agree that it’s better to adopt my article, Seeing that you are well proportioned and handsome, you must be one of the most animals in the dragon slag, and according to my observation, you grew up lacking calcium and loving your grandmother, and your uncle doesn’t love your left face and your right face, and you don’t like kicking the donkey and kicking the pig."
"The softness of the ball is not strong at all, and it is not happy at all."
"If you swear, you have to swear, then you will be happy and have lethality to cause indelible damage to the other person’s mind!"
"I think it’s better to be as vulgar as possible. For example, I fuck your mother and fuck your grandmother and cut your head as a urinal. Your mother makes chickens and your father sells them. As a result, you still don’t have a son …"
"Oh, I went to this barrage without harmony? Awesome my origin. "
……
The interior of the Knights Templar is full of advanced knowledge, all of which are elites in their respective fields. Supposedly, it won’t be too vulgar, but now it’s a life-and-death struggle. At this time, there is no pig’s nose with onions and elephant’s capital. Naturally, what’s the lethality? So they also tend to those who have dirty words. Norman’s current scolding sentences also follow this style.
"Are you born with half a brain or eat shit and eat too much later? I told you to wash my feet, and you gave me a three-word name, so you dare to pretend to be a dragon. I think the root is that sows mated with donkeys to give birth to you bastard. Is that the donkey behind you your father? You turtle’s face is full of pigs and his hair is bright. He doesn’t even know how to hug pigs and shrug his shoulders. Finally, three or four bastards in your house were slaughtered for barbecue, and the intestines flowed all over the floor. You idiot clapped your hands happily to celebrate … "
Compared with the monotonous chatting and cursing sentences of "you son of a bitch", "you are a pig" and "you are a" in the general language, these are simply splendid articles, dazzling and dazzling, and the level of ancient words is not enough to keep up with Norman speaking speed, let alone his colorful and jaw-dropping fancy cursing sentences.
For example, Herbert just put a few spells to attack Chen Qinghe, but he was dumbfounded now.
Although his level of ancient Chinese is not very high, Norman speaks quickly, and he can’t understand it very well, but it is these few words that have opened his eyes.
Some of his wizards are also listening to their eyes become speechless. Obviously, it is unexpected that swearing can be so fancy.
Hardy, on the other hand, trembled at the corner of his mouth and tried to recite the mantra. His heart was amazed. This god made adults braver than the bravest soldiers. He dared to put a dagger in his heart, but when it was vulgar, it was really vulgar, and there was no repetition from beginning to end!
It’s terrible to hear such a variety of vulgar words beyond the imagination of clergy like them. Fortunately, the object of Norman’s scolding is Chen Qinghe. Otherwise, if the object is changed to Hardy, Hardy feels that he can’t wait to throw a forbidden spell at once to smash Norman’s bones and raise dust.
Of course, it can also be seen that this God-made adult’s attainments in ancient sayings are amazing, and when he went from an old saying to doing all this for a few months …
Not the kui is a god chosen by the father. It’s too fate for adults to be measured by ordinary human standards.
And the adult Chen Qinghe, who is the center and bearer of the swearing sentence, has finally lost his elegance at the moment. His face is blue and white, and his eyes seem to be shaking with flames, and his nostrils are constantly blowing out. Finally, he can’t read this mantra and shouted angrily, "Shut up!" 919
Chapter one hundred and ninety-six Counterattack
"Shut up!"
Chen Qinghe was tearing his hair out about Norman fancy scolding, and the whole person seemed to be burning up. I really wish I could throw a spell in the past and directly smash Norman.
But then he would lose his breath to Norman, which Chen Qinghe couldn’t stand.
Chen Qinghe, the owner of Qinghe small building and a well-known scholar among the dragons, has always been very proud of his talents, especially the attainments of the old saying. How can he bear to lose to a human being?
You know, they are dragons, but they are ancient sayings. The ancient sayings of dragons are far better than human beings. It is also well known that how can he endure losing his ancient sayings to a human being!
"I will treat you as a good friend before I waste it. I want to have a long talk with you, but I didn’t expect you to be so rude …"
The Chen Qing estuary fought back.
But compared with Norman’s words, his words are too weak.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, itch …"
Chen Qinghe’s chest is stuffy and his eyes are even more angry. Continue to fight back. "You, you, can you not be so vulgar!"
Boy, I’m anxious not only to stutter but also to speak in vernacular, and finally I’m no longer half-literate